These are the complete jokes from the activities page writing exercise.
Winner of the one word punchline, bellybutton is Nacy Giere
Durin a dinner party with my neighbors, the lights went out. My husband groped around in the dark, he yells out ” I found the candles, a couple of seconds later, one of the ladies screams out ” hey that’s not a candle that’s my bellybutton.
worried because they hadn’t heard anything four days from the widow and the neighboring apartment, Mrs. Silvers said to her son, Timmy would you go next door and see how old Mrs. Kirkland is.
After checking on her, her son said, she’s fine, except she is very upset with you.
Mrs. Silvers said, why is she upset at me.
Her son said, Mrs. Kirkland, told me to tell you, it’s none of your business how old she is.
Tue. June 17
Give me the punch line for this opening and set up.
A 70-year-old man, went to his doctor to get a sperm count. The doctor gave the man jar and said take this home and bring me back a sample tomorrow. The next day the 70-year-old man comes to the doctor’s office and hands him an empty sample jar. The Dr. looks at it, and says, what happened? Well Dr. he said, first I tried with my right hand, then I tried with my left, nothing. Then I tried with my left hand, nothing. Then I asked my wife to try she tried with both hands, and her mouth, nothing. Then we asked our next-door neighbor to try. She also tried with both hands and her mouth, nothing! The doctors said, you asked your next-door neighbor to try?! And he said…… We tried everything but we couldn’t get that jar open.
Mon.June 9th 20014
In chemistry class the teacher asked what are nitrates. By me might not doing my homework I answered, nitrates are less expensive than day rates.
My three year old has been walking since she was two,her silly girlfriend said. doesn’t she ever get tired
A white missionary went Africa to help a tribe with food and medicine.upon arriving the chief would allow him to help as long as he didn’t have sex with his daughters.9 months later his oldest daughter give birth to a very lite skinned baby almost white. The Chief was very angry and had the missionary brought to him.He told the missionary he was very disappointed in him having sex with his daughter. The missionary denied the charges and pulled the chief to this side and said I didn’t do anything wrong,nature is funny.for instance look at that flock of sheep they are all white accept one black one now you see what I’m saying. The Chief pulled the missionary to the side and said I get what you’re saying and winks at him and said in his ear (“you keep my secret I’ll keep yours”)